Dragon: So how was your day, dear?
Girl: Pretty exciting, me and the gal's raided a village.
Dragon: Sounds fun!
Girl: It was, until Gwelda stained my brand new leather armour with villagers blood. I had to spend the rest of the day cleeaning it!
Dragon: That's to bad, I like that armour, really compliments your figure.
Girl: Thanks! How about you, how was your day?
Dragon: Really good, I found a big farm way west. I had 5 sheeps for lunch and 3 cows for dinner.
Girl: I bet the farmer wasn't too happy about that?
Dragon: No, not really. He didn'nt say a word.
Girl: Thats odd.....wait a minute, what did you have for breakfast?
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Sorry for any bad english